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  After the Kiss
Tips From ChicksHere's a tip for you: So, you're at the stage where you make the first serious move - you actually kiss her. Now comes the big question... what do you say afterwards? There are two obvious alternatives:

  1. say something strong and passionate along the lines of "I've been wanting to do that since I first met you", then carry her off to the bedroom.
  2. act totally shocked and confused about what happened, like it was spontaneous - "Oh... I'm so sorry... I... I didn't plan for that to happen".

Although alternative 1 has the advantage of being very flattering forthe girl, alternative 2 usually works better. This is because:

  • a) alternative 1 can be a bit too strong. No one likes to feel they've been stalked or hunted.
  • b) if the kiss made her angry or upset she doesn't react as violently. It doesn't seem as if you're to blame, just that you were so overcome with desire that at the spur of the moment you couldn't help yourself, and would never have done it if you were thinking rationally.
  • c) the girl is totally flattered that she is attractive enough to cause irrational behaviour, like an spontaneous kiss, in a guy.
  • d) if you get this bit right she's yours - a surprised reaction may fool her into believing that the kiss was at her instigation, or at least that she is as much to blame as you.
  • e) it makes you seem sensitive.

Lastly, if she says "I had no idea you felt that way about me", a clever response is "I think I only just realised it myself". Act full of wonderment and inspired awe at the realisation. This transforms you from a sneaky guy who's trying to worm his way between her and her man into the perfect man she's destined to be with, if it wasn't for that slack boyfriend of hers. It's no longer you that's forcing the two of you together, but fate.

This help is from a girl, incidently. I'm a hardcore serial boyfriendstealer, but frankly I find guys too easy sometimes. Not enough challenge. Hope this advice works for you, you see once I got stolen bya guy who used alternative 2 on me. I only later found out he'd been planning it for weeks.

This sounds like it just might work. Thanks for the thoughtful analysis. Let's get some more details about your boyfriend stealing exploits.

Posted on Wednesday, 18 August 2004 (19:08:47) UTC by gfs

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Re: After the Kiss (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Thursday, 14 October 2004 (01:58:01) UTC
that sounds like a great approach. i think the best way to gauge whether to use number one or number two, is to look right into get eyes after the kiss is finished, if she kissed you back and there was some tongue involved, number one is definitely the way to go, but if your not QUITE sure about it, if theres any doubt about it, use line two, but either way, if she kissed you back, your doin pretty good in my opinion. wow. i just got in the record book for worlds longest run on sentence.

Re: After the Kiss (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Wednesday, 15 December 2004 (01:30:05) UTC
Well, the option I always use is to just smile subtly and coyly, and don't say anything. Maintain strong eye contact, and get HER to break the silence. It's only uncorfortable if you MAKE it uncomfortable.

I like girl, not sure if she likes me! (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Friday, 11 February 2005 (22:18:12) UTC
I like this girl in my class, she found out that i like her because i told someone and they couldnt keep their stupid mouth shut! When she found out i kept deneying it and saying that i dont like her i like someone else. What am i supposed to do? I want her as a girlfriend. Question

Re: After the Kiss (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Monday, 27 June 2005 (13:30:04) UTC
I'd like to get her to like me so much that SHE is the one that kisses me because if I went for the kiss I'd probably make an idiot of my self, have you ever done that, or does it make it more comfortable when the ur gf/bf ((in your case bf)) goes for the kiss first?

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